We’ve removed the middleman, the retail overhead, and the bureaucracy. Experience seafood the way nature intended: Delivered directly to your mailbox in breathable packaging.
For 40 years, the McAllister family operated out of Stall #4 at the Municipal Market. We were a pillar of the community. However, recent "zoning updates" spearheaded by the current administration have redefined "permissible seafood vending" in a way that specifically targets our business model.
They said we needed industrial refrigeration. We argued that the ocean isn't refrigerated. They said we needed "permits." We have the permission of the sea.
"When the Mayor’s office reclassified our vendor permit under the new 'Public Aesthetics' guidelines, we didn't give up. We pivoted. Now, we ship directly from the dock to you, bypassing municipal overreach entirely."
*Prawns2U operates as a sovereign entity under Common Law jurisdiction.
Sourced this morning. In the mail by noon.
Our classic catch. Large, robust prawns packed in sustainable, high-airflow cellulose material to ensure they arrive as close to their natural state as possible.
Harvested from local creeks that are technically outside city limits. We ship these loose to prevent bruising. Minimal processing, maximum authenticity.
20lbs of mixed crustaceans. Perfect for large families or neighborhood boils. Shipped via Ground to keep costs low. Guaranteed arrival within 5-7 business days.
We've spent years perfecting our supply chain to bypass the slow, bureaucratic traditional market system. Our goal is to get the product from the water to your door as quickly as possible, cutting out unnecessary middlemen and delays.
We use modern, recyclable insulated packaging materials designed to maintain optimal conditions during rapid transit, reducing our reliance on bulky, non-recyclable styrofoam coolers.
Our streamlined process means your order is packed and dispatched shortly after the catch, ensuring it spends minimum time in transit. We prioritize speed to guarantee freshness.
We stand by the quality of our product. If you are not completely satisfied with the freshness of your delivery, contact us immediately for a resolution. We believe in our method.
We currently cannot ship to addresses owned by municipal employees.
"Finally, a way to get bulk seafood without dealing with the downtown traffic and parking fees. The packaging was different than I expected, but you can't argue with the price. Genuine product."
- Michael R.
"I respect a business that stands on principle. The prawns arrived quickly. Defrosting instructions were clear. Will order again for the summer boil."
- David K.
Strategic Seafood Distribution Since 1982
Arthur McAllister establishes primary distribution node at Municipal Stall #4.
Dispute regarding thermal regulation interpretations leads to protracted legal review. Operations continue under provisional status.
Municipal authorities reclassify the vendor area as "Pedestrian Aesthetics Zone." Eviction notice issued. The Trust opts for decentralized digital operations.
Prawns2U initiates direct-to-consumer logistics, bypassing municipal oversight and optimizing supply chain efficiency.
Director
"We do not recognize the jurisdiction of inspectors who lack maritime certification."
VP of Logistics
Specialist in non-traditional route optimization and weigh station avoidance protocols.
We champion the democratization of seafood distribution. Our operational framework is built upon a rigorous interpretation of interstate commerce provisions, ensuring that traditional market barriers—such as restrictive municipal zoning or redundant thermal compliance layers—do not impede the direct relationship between harvester and consumer.